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Top 5 Holiday Tips, Bari-Cat-Trics Style
posted by Admin User at 2014-12-24 00:23:00
Top 5 Holiday Tips, Bari-Cat-Trics Style
1) If there is a large green thing in your living room with shiny objects all over, don’t scale it like Mount Everest- “the people” don’t like that.
2) Don’t eat the yellow snow, I created that yellow snow.
3) Don’t believe “the people” when they sing of a partridge in a pear tree…you’ll wait all day for that bird and it won’t come. Go for the sure thing- cookies and milk left out for Santa (pet safe cookies, of course).
4) Booby trap the floor with broken Christmas bulbs so Aunt Millie can't get to you with her incessant face smushing and coochie- cooing.
5) When "the people" insist on dressing you in Santa hats, reindeer ears, and elf shoes, smile real big for the camera and then go hit up the spiked eggnog.
Happy Holidays from Dr. Graber's Office!
posted at: 2014-12-24 00:23:00, last updated: 2015-01-04 11:22:03
